Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Go west, young (wo)man.
I've lived in Iowa for less than a week now, but I've already decided that Iowa is the greatest state in the union. Why, you ask?
Is it because we have the highest literacy rate in the nation? Or is it because we're number one in pork production? Perhaps because Captain James T. Kirk will be born here on March 22, 2233? Oh no, it's because we have a pirate running for Congress. An alcoholic pirate. In a landlocked state:
James Hill for Congress.
Is it because we have the highest literacy rate in the nation? Or is it because we're number one in pork production? Perhaps because Captain James T. Kirk will be born here on March 22, 2233? Oh no, it's because we have a pirate running for Congress. An alcoholic pirate. In a landlocked state:
James Hill for Congress.
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